"All words are good words!"

This marque is primarily a venue for the work of John Aalborg, who prefers to remain anonymous (a state which he undermines himself with increasing frequency).
The website is maintained by John Baumgaertner II.
 

Censorship of so-called "4-letter words" is ignorant, and a perversion committed by the ever-fearful middle classes. All words are good and worthy — for all ages and genders — which convey the intended meaning, nuance, and feeling. 
      —  "Bleep-Free Press"™ © 2009/2013 John Aalborg — "Humanism with attitude!"™
     http://bleepfreepress.com/blog 

John Aalborg, aka "Mo'hammer" — no TV interviews, no book signings, no fawning over the suits who control print media. His book-length work, however, is anything but neutral or fugitive, and, like Elmore Leonard, "I leave out the parts readers would skip." Aalborg is a no-nonsense, truck-driving, card-carrying member of the working class, and his novels are hard-boiled page-turners. His gun moll, Cheater, calls his ever-present notebooks "splurt books", but after the notes are pounded into the keyboard you can taste them.

An on-going column
— "Don't Ask Us!" is published monthly in Trucker's Connection Magazine.
John Baumgaertner
"Bleep averse since childhood."
                       John Aalborg
John Aalborg  aka "Mo'hammer"
Cheater
Cheater
John Aalborg's personal website domain — jbaal.com — is, in fact, mine, an internet hidey-hole I built for him a few years ago. If only this reclusive writer would allow some promotion of his work! Writers waiting to be "discovered" will be published posthumously, I tell him. Fortunately, he recently has agreed to test the public waters (and avoid heavy-handed editing) by allowing me to upload several of his novels and stories to the Amazon Kindle platform, other eBook formats via Smashwords.com., and the same books for the paw (quality paperbacks). "Cheater wants a new car," he said, "with air-conditioning." Unfortunately, waiting to be discovered on self-publish platforms may take nearly as long as watching the moss grow on Aalborg's cell phone.
Update April, 2012: Cheater has her new ride, a terminally boss, 4WD Toyota Tacoma "with everything". — John Baumgaertner II
BOOK-LENGTH WORK — NOVELS — SHORT STORY COLLECTIONS
        Book cover

LOWBOY #22  

First in a series of trucker P.I.  crime novels.

"Murder & Romance
on 18 Wheels"
Samples:
    Chapter 1    Chapter 24:
        Book cover

CHILDREN OF
 THE LAMBS

"An old myth brought to life by rogue science!"

              Pulp Fiction
Sample:
           Chapter 1
        Book cover
!OUT OF PRINT!
666 WORDS

 MEDITATIONS
A booklet of 12 short chapters to lift up the depressed and piss off the proud.
   !REV. AVAILABLE SOON!
         Sample: Chapter- 10
      Gulf Coast Stories
GULF COAST STORIES

A collection of poignant short stories illuminating the volatility of the human character in six different, literary shades of good and evil. A door to worlds normally unseen.


   
       Harry & Ivory
Also in all eBook formats
Large paperback via Amazon

HARRY
&
IVORY
"A love story beyond the pale"
                       and
    prequel to "Lowboy 22"
IN THE WORKS:
An epic-length novel:  
CRUCIFIED, LAID, & BURIED

A sequel to Lowboy #22
BLOOD SIBLINGS
and
Aalborg's memoirs in three parts.
CHEATER'S CHOICE:

THE SITE WHICH KICKED AALBORG OUT OF BED
&
For grabby reading in
LIFE MANAGEMENT


"Neither the clock punchers of the working class nor the rich or powerful give a rat's ass about the social acceptability of the words they use to make their meanings clear. — John Aalborg
The language police are supported by the middle classes, the ever-fearful members of which lie awake at night regarding their correctness, ever aware of their undeserved, disproportionately above-average incomes and the shaky ground upon which their tenuous social status rests. Fuck'em."
— Cheater

Censorship Issues & Requirements for Bleep-Free Press:  
  • When dealing with religion and other forms of magical thinking, all angels must be anatomically correct.
  • No respect will be accorded to majority opinion, which is currently and historically nearly always wrong.
EMAIL:
John B      Business contact for interested print publishers and other media producers
Cheater    Contact for personal access to John Aalborg
God
          Contact for your personal, basic necessities. (Allow six to eight weeks for delivery)