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"All words are good words!" This marque is primarily a venue for the work of John Aalborg, who prefers to remain anonymous (a state which he undermines himself with increasing frequency). The website is maintained by John Baumgaertner II. |
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of so-called "4-letter words" is ignorant, and a perversion
committed by the ever-fearful middle classes. All
words are good and worthy — for all ages
and
genders — which convey the intended meaning, nuance, and
feeling. — "Bleep-Free Press"™ © 2009/2013 John Aalborg — "Humanism with attitude!"™ http://bleepfreepress.com/blog John Aalborg, aka "Mo'hammer" — no TV interviews, no book signings, no fawning over the suits who control print media. His book-length work, however, is anything but neutral or fugitive, and, like Elmore Leonard, "I leave out the parts readers would skip." Aalborg is a no-nonsense, truck-driving, card-carrying member of the working class, and his novels are hard-boiled page-turners. His gun moll, Cheater, calls his ever-present notebooks "splurt books", but after the notes are pounded into the keyboard you can taste them. An on-going column — "Don't Ask Us!" — is published monthly in Trucker's Connection Magazine.
John
Aalborg's
personal website domain — jbaal.com
— is, in fact, mine, an internet hidey-hole
I built for him a few
years ago. If
only this reclusive writer would allow some promotion of his
work! Writers waiting to be
"discovered" will be published posthumously, I tell him. Fortunately,
he recently has agreed to test the public waters (and avoid
heavy-handed editing) by allowing me to upload several of his novels
and stories to
the Amazon
Kindle platform, and we are working on publishing the books in print
(quality paperbacks) and all
other eBook formats via Smashwords.com. "Cheater wants a new car,"
he said, "with
air-conditioning." Unfortunately, waiting to be discovered on
self-publish platforms may take nearly as long as watching the moss
grow
on Aalborg's cell
phone.
Update
April, 2012: Cheater has her new ride, a terminally boss, 4WD
Toyota Tacoma "with everything". — John Baumgaertner II
John B Business contact for interested print publishers and other media producers Cheater Contact for personal access to John Aalborg God Contact for your personal, basic necessities. (Allow six to eight weeks for delivery) |
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