"All words are good words!"
This marque is primarily a venue for the work of John Aalborg, who prefers to remain anonymous (a state which he undermines himself with increasing frequency).
The website is maintained by John Baumgaertner II.
of so-called "4-letter words" is ignorant, and a perversion
committed by the ever-fearful middle classes. All
words are good and worthy — for all ages
genders — which convey the intended meaning, nuance, and
— "Bleep-Free Press"™ © 2009/2013 John Aalborg — "Humanism with attitude!"™ http://bleepfreepress.com/blog
John Aalborg, aka "Mo'hammer" — no TV interviews, no book signings, no fawning over the suits who control print media. His book-length work, however, is anything but neutral or fugitive, and, like Elmore Leonard, "I leave out the parts readers would skip." Aalborg is a no-nonsense, truck-driving, card-carrying member of the working class, and his novels are hard-boiled page-turners. His gun moll, Cheater, calls his ever-present notebooks "splurt books", but after the notes are pounded into the keyboard you can taste them.
An on-going column — "Don't Ask Us!" — is published monthly in Trucker's Connection Magazine.
John Aalborg's personal website domain — jbaal.com — is, in fact, mine, an internet hidey-hole I built for him a few years ago. If only this reclusive writer would allow some promotion of his work! Writers waiting to be "discovered" will be published posthumously, I tell him. Fortunately, he recently has agreed to test the public waters (and avoid heavy-handed editing) by allowing me to upload several of his novels and stories to the Amazon Kindle platform, and we are working on publishing the books in print (quality paperbacks) and all other eBook formats via Smashwords.com. "Cheater wants a new car," he said, "with air-conditioning." Unfortunately, waiting to be discovered on self-publish platforms may take nearly as long as watching the moss grow on Aalborg's cell phone.Update April, 2012: Cheater has her new ride, a terminally boss, 4WD Toyota Tacoma "with everything". — John Baumgaertner II
John B Business contact for interested print publishers and other media producers
Cheater Contact for personal access to John Aalborg
God Contact for your personal, basic necessities. (Allow six to eight weeks for delivery)